Sloth Puns

Sloth Jokes

Q. Why did the sloth cross the Road?
A. To get to the slow slide!

Q. What do you call a group of sloths?
A. A slow-motion picture.

Q. What do you call a lazy sloth?
A. Slothful.

Q. How does a sloth say hello to a friend?
A. Slooooooowly

Q. Why don’t sloths wear neckties?
A. Because they always wear a slothscarf.

Q. How does a sloth make decisions?
A. Very slothfully.

Q. What do you call a sloth that’s a thief?
A. A slow burglar.

Q. What do you call a sloth that’s good at math?
A. A slothagoras.

Q. What do you get when you cross a sloth and a turtle?
A. A slow poke.

Q.What did the sloth say when it crossed the finish line?
A. I made it… eventually.